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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2006 12:29:59 GMT
2 suicide bombers walk into a shop. Boom Boom.
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Post by WeMissGamecentral on Oct 26, 2006 13:35:37 GMT
2 suicide bombers walk into a shop. Boom Boom. Maybe i'm just sad and twisted today, but that really made me LOL.  |
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Post by MeesChees on Oct 26, 2006 14:07:42 GMT
I was going to write someting like "D.J. walks into the Job Centre!" but that'd just be harsh.
Instead, here you are: What did Ken say when Ryu asked to borrow his razor?
SURE-YOU-CAN!
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Post by offbeat69 on Oct 26, 2006 15:14:22 GMT
What did Ryu say when approaching his friend in the street?
HOW-DO-KEN!
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Post by MeesChees on Oct 26, 2006 15:43:36 GMT
What did Rhys write when someone asked where they could hear more awesome jokes like these? 5hitcombo.atspace.name or alternatively www.5hitcombo.tk ! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2006 13:35:01 GMT
What's the best thing about breaking a baby's jaw?
Deepthroat
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Post by darkmaterials on Mar 1, 2007 10:16:07 GMT
What Ryu's favourate meal?................
HADO-KEN chips........
:-)
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Post by mark11 on Nov 25, 2007 22:26:18 GMT
2pigs walkin threw the desert one says to the other im sweating and the other pig replies well im bacon  |
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Post by gandalf on Jun 16, 2008 13:51:56 GMT
What do you call Marios son?
Son of a Mario Mario
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Post by voodoo on Jun 16, 2008 15:05:37 GMT
*tumbleweed*
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Post by __l__n on Dec 9, 2008 14:55:30 GMT
The balloon family are in bed, during the night there's a thunder storm and the baby balloon is scared so he goes to his parents room and tries to squeeze in their bed.
It's tiny so he lets some air out of his dad but still can't get in so he lets some air out of his mum but he still can't get in.
Desperate needs, he lets a lot of air out of himself and then fits in.
In the morning his dad is furious.
He says "Son you've let me down, you've let your Mum down, but most of all you've let yourself down".
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Post by Jamie85 on Dec 9, 2008 16:43:54 GMT
Was that a clean joke from you Harold?  |
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Post by __l__n on Dec 9, 2008 17:00:43 GMT
I Googled "terrible joke" and that was the first thing I got.
But shhh, don't tell.
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