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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2005 4:26:36 GMT
Getting practise in Les?
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Post by lesalanos on Jul 19, 2005 8:12:50 GMT
You knows it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2005 9:29:13 GMT
Well as long as you satisfy me
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Post by WeMissGamecentral on Jul 19, 2005 12:42:13 GMT
it would take an elephant to satisfy you Webby ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2005 12:46:50 GMT
I have a huge.......demand
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Post by voodoo on Jul 20, 2005 23:03:17 GMT
for porn?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2005 4:28:30 GMT
no, as I've stated, I fell asleep during porn this week
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Post by offbeat69 on Jul 21, 2005 8:12:03 GMT
Yeah, but that was heterosexual porn. I'm sure some shemales would grab your attention (and have you grabbing something else).
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Post by WeMissGamecentral on Jul 21, 2005 8:23:38 GMT
lol, the joys of chicks with dicks, now THAT's trashy porn for ya
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2005 8:25:02 GMT
I have some of that! It was interesting to say the least!
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Post by WeMissGamecentral on Jul 21, 2005 11:09:04 GMT
Did you find it educational?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2005 11:33:57 GMT
yes, I never knew women could do such things with cocks (ie have one!)
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Post by Claire on Sept 11, 2005 21:23:16 GMT
So this guy named Jack is walking down the street after losing his job. Suddenly, he comes upon a ladder. A sign next to the ladder says "You can continue being depressed, or you can climb the ladder to success." So Jack shrugs and starts climbing. He reaches a second sign that says "Stop here for riches, or continue climbing the ladder to success." He decides to continue climbing the ladder. So eventually he reaches a platform with a half naked woman on it. She says "You can take the rest of my clothes off, or continue climbing the ladder to success." Jack decides that success is what he really needs. So he keeps climbing. Eventually he gets to the top of the ladder. He looks around and sees a huge fat man with his dick hanging out, and a chicken leg in his beefy fat ass hand. The fat guy walks up to Jack and says "Hi. I'm Cess."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2005 15:31:18 GMT
How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her or wipe your dick on her curtains
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Post by supabad800 on Sept 26, 2005 11:18:17 GMT
some guy ends up in a prison cell with some big dude.the dude comes over and says "we gonna play a game,it`s called mama`s & papa`s so you choose which one you wanna be" the guy thinks if i choose mama im gonna have to take it up the ass.but if i choose papa & give it to him at least i can close my eyes and believe its something else. so the guy say "i`ll be papa" and the big dude says "OKAY PAPA GET OVER HERE AND SUCK MAMA`S COCK!
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Post by offbeat69 on Sept 29, 2005 13:08:21 GMT
Somebody on my LJ friends list posted this from an e-mail they got sent, or something. It's funny, kind of.
Donald Rumsfeld and his aides are giving Bush his daily briefing on Iraq. He informs the President: "You should know that three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday."
The President turns white, and slumps into his chair, looking shaken. "Dear God," he says, lapsing into silence.
His staff exchanges puzzled and concerned glances, as Bush has never displayed such a reaction to casualty news before.
They nervously watch the President, who sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "OK, tell me again, how many are there in a brazillion?"
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Post by MeesChees on Sept 29, 2005 14:51:57 GMT
Ha ha, George Bush is stupid. But that joke's quite good, yeah.
There is a chair, and it have shoes, and it walk! See, it walk!
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Post by Jamie85 on Sept 29, 2005 15:21:11 GMT
Good joke =D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2005 13:16:46 GMT
what do the films "the sixth sense" and "Titanic" have in common? Icy Dead People
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Post by WeMissGamecentral on Oct 3, 2005 15:00:40 GMT
what do the films "the sixth sense" and "Titanic" have in common? Icy Dead People Heard it before Why did the drug addict rob a soft drinks warehouse? Because he thought it would be full of coke.
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Post by Gamecentral_Defence_Force_Matt on Oct 3, 2005 15:09:46 GMT
what do the films "the sixth sense" and "Titanic" have in common? Well, they're both crap when you know the ending
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Post by offbeat69 on Oct 3, 2005 22:40:03 GMT
I heard the boat sinks at the end of Titanic. These people, spoiling films for me.
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Post by voodoo on Oct 3, 2005 23:56:42 GMT
I heard the dumb american audience didn't like that ending so they filmed a new one where it comes into the harbour at New York or somewhere, then they get married and have 12 redneck kids.
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Post by supersy on Oct 4, 2005 9:32:50 GMT
A blonde sit nexts to a man on a bus. She couldn't help noticing that both his trouser pockets were bulging. The man noticed her looking and explained "Its Golf Balls", the blonde replied, "Oh, is that the same as Tennis Elbow"
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Post by MeesChees on Oct 4, 2005 20:55:30 GMT
I don't like how they tacked on a stupid Hollywood ending to The Passion of The Christ, where the hero comes back at the end. Yeah, it's stolen from Jimmy Carr, so what?
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